I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs
I just died.
I THOUGHT HE ATE HER
Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my rag time gal
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
“It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.”
the next time you touch my laptop will be the last time you have hands
yes you are.
Who the fuck isn’t!?
Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
OMG IT’S BACK
I didn’t know what to expect but now I’m physically crying
broke bitches unite
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am